• me:let me sleep
  • brain:lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
  • me:okay
  • *me and my mum walk past this tramp asleep on the floor*
  • mum:see, that's what happens when you don't work hard
  • me:mum, fuck off
  • tramp:yeah mum, fuck off
  • weatherman:and throughout today we should see some clear, blue skies with some sunny intervals in the morning, opening out to some lovely warm weather in the afternoon, there will be a cool, gentle breeze and the sun will be shining
  • weather:rain
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boyslashwonder:

austinprime:

I love gloZell hahaha.

i literally started crying

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  • mum:who ate all the nutella
  • me: